Kali's "Top 10"

Not ALL print jobs are sensitive material eligible for shredding;

1. There will be no biting or attacking of the paper tray – – I am not a shark;

2. Taking company property off premise is prohibited and in clear violation of my contract of employment and non-compete;

3. Swinging from one drape to another to catch flies is also prohibited – – I am not a pest control expert;

4. Insulation is not cotton candy;

5. Electrical cords are not silly string;

6. Toilet bowls are not local swimming holes;

7. My moms’ arms, hands, feet, and other moving body parts are not for consumption;

8. I will not lie ‘horizontally’ next to my mom until upgrading from a twin to full size bed; and

9. Bikini waxes are no fun (don’t ask).

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